Oh, you're beautiful! Are you embarrassed or are you gonna sit on your dick without a condom?

I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Well, well, girls, don't push yourselves, there's enough sperm for everyone

You go to a bar with your friends, and when you leave with whores, I feel your pussy

You came! And then, uh. no shame, no conscience, no phone number

Fucking fuck me already, what's with the fucking doll? I want to have sex too

Hello, husband, how are you? I'm fucking great, I finally took my son's virginity

Imagine you accidentally walk into a fitting room and there's THAT

I'm a mother! So do as you're told — sit still and stop

My girlfriend is a porn actress and our day always starts with sex

Honey, come on, there's no cheating! It's just my brother sticking his dick in me

How greedily she sucks in a car — does she want cum that badly?

Called the hotel clerk to the room and demanded that he pull out his dick

Forced to cum on her lover's dick because her husband was underfucked

Ouch, you're going to tear my pussy! Where are you putting your finger in my ass?

Fucking got my boyfriend used to cunnilingus — now he asks to sit on my face

Never seen a mother masturbate? I'll fix that

If I'm a porn actress, do I have to suck everybody's dick? That's it, one last time

Wanted to get a nude photo, but got a photographer's dick

Into anal for cheating? I'm screwed😲 - I didn't cheat, they're just flowers!

Husband, call me later, because I urgently need to "finish" one thing

There's nothing to be embarrassed about, I can suck your dick and give it to you on the road